heartcramp: Look, if you nicely tell me that swearing makes you uncomfortable and you politely ask me not to, I will stop immediately and speak nicer than a nun. But if you start acting like you’re on some fucking high horse, or telling me that I’m going to Hell for talking the way that I do and you can’t “be around that kind of language” then you can bet your motherfuckin’ ass that I’ll be...
If you’ve been up all night and cried till you have no more tears left in you —...– C. S. Lewis (via yasminabdullah)
stealinyoman: marry a guy who has sisters because he’s seen the female in her natural state therefore won’t have any unrealistic expectations of you
salmiakkivodka: If dudes are expected to have a lot of sex But ladies are expected to stay virgins until marriage But homosexuality is bad I’m really confused who dudes are supposed to be having all that sex with
bartimanus: wontonpoop: Pretty girls with long hair!! Stop cutting that shit off!! Boys don’t wanna date girls with boys haircuts!! Sorry!!
jumbaco: if you didnt have an avril lavigne phase youre a liar
Parents: Don't talk to people on the internet.
Me: Trust me, I try to get them to talk to me all the time and they don't want to.
maxterbate: maxterbate: Why dont you guys want Yahoo to buy Tumblr? Free chocolate milk for everyone i have just been informed on this
rabioheab: i can’t wait until the days when we’re all old and the stereotype is that old people like rap and dubstep
nahthatsnotveryraven: what kind of animal do i have to sacrifice to the makeup gods to be good at liquid eyeliner